The motorists (as Sebastian, who now also calls itself " artist" because, he says, everyone is an artist) and pedestrians , like moi, we are natural enemies. This is not no secret.
But Mother Nature is wise (sap veg anyone remember that cream rinse? Reminds me of showers Porteño Student Club), both two have a common enemy: cyclists.
Note A: If one of my dear readers is higly cyclist, I request completed after the next reading point. (That happened)
If motorists were lions, we'd be their natural prey pedestrians. I'm thinking, innocent fawns style "Bambi."
Cyclists do not know exactly what would become, because they would be the enemy of the lions and the fawns. Or the prey of lions and the deer hunters.
not think of anything. Sharks
perhaps?. Or mosquitoes?
If, let it in "sharks." (Assuming that the lions and the fawns were submerged in salt water). But you know what I mean, no?.
Anyway.
What I mean is this:
Montreal is a city cyclist-friendly . Has track kilooometros kiloooometros and especially marked for cyclists. There bike parking everywhere. L businesses sell more expensive bikes as I saw in my life ( 600 dollars for a bike? comes with airbags and a DVD player? Pedal for me?) And paraphernalia to customize the bike that has no limits. Bicycle thefts are common because there is a black market for bikes (yes, just write "black market bikes") that is growing. People love the bike paths, loves his bike.
And you know what?
I personally hate cyclists. There he is, I said.
Well, well, is not so terrible. It is like hating puppies or wildflowers.
And do not hate ALL people cycling. Those who ride bikes on weekends for walks in the parks have my full support and unconditional love.
hate those who believe that bicycles are a means of transportation (what is this? 1880?) And in the summer months the use of living up to go to the toilet to defecate.
hate those who believe that because there are no bike lanes traffic lights apply to them, and I suggest (to about 10/15 km per hour) even when the pedestrian crossing turn (Hey, that Mr. White was put on us!).
hate cyclists are NOT allowed to bend when bending.
hate those who walk the path as if it belonged to them as if it were an extension of the street, and not even see you walk slow. Hate
put the bike on the subway at any time and in any wagon.
hate that chain the bicycle in any post.
hate cyclists who do not put lights at night.
Why not respect the rights of motorists or pedestrians, I am extremely happy that it is November and that means several more months ... bye bye bike!
The streets are once again safe ... until next spring!
Enjoy!
Mel (fundamentalist peatonaje)
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